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Post by xemnas on May 6, 2007 1:55:51 GMT -5
Sora would get messed up by facts again.
What if... The Keyblade Wielder had been Riku?
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Post by Rajia on May 7, 2007 0:09:33 GMT -5
Then the Sora fans would smite us all. And Riku would team up with Zexy to turn the world emo, cause: "No one understands us!!!!!!!!"
What if... the Organization were the... protagonists?! *thinking* I would've bought the game sooner.
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Post by xemnas on May 7, 2007 2:11:55 GMT -5
Xemnas would be the new Captain Planet.
What if Larxene were a man?
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Post by Demyx on May 7, 2007 3:52:16 GMT -5
She already is.
What if... Zexion's book was not what everyone thought?
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Post by xemnas on May 7, 2007 5:57:02 GMT -5
I think it is what everyone thought as everyone thought that the book was not what the others thought it would be but little did they know the book was simply what everyone thought it was.
What if we had a Death Star instead of a stupid castle?
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Post by Demyx on May 7, 2007 7:24:34 GMT -5
We'd be in the wrong world.
What if... Xemnas actually liked our castle?
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Post by Axel on May 7, 2007 13:26:23 GMT -5
Then the bathroom would have a toilet.
What if... Demyx played the flute instead?
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Post by Luxord on May 7, 2007 14:55:16 GMT -5
There would be Band Camp jokes. *waggles eyebrows*
What if... we could modify our uniforms?
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Post by Marluxia on May 7, 2007 16:30:12 GMT -5
Ah, but we can! *Points to flower on butt-pocket*
What if... Saix controlled the element of PUG!?!?!
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Post by liutai on May 7, 2007 16:45:10 GMT -5
He would turn Sora into a pug and impale him with one of Xaldin's spears.
What if... Vexen, Zexion, Axel, and Marluxia were women?
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Marluxia
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Post by Marluxia on May 7, 2007 16:56:15 GMT -5
Vexen would be a spitting image of Carole Channing, Zexy would be a playboy bunny, Axel would be on the next issue of Covergirl and Marluxia would finally accept his sexuality and start dating men. Yup.. What if... Larxene was pregnant xD?
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Post by liutai on May 7, 2007 16:58:04 GMT -5
There'd be no solid evidence to prove who's kid it is. She's the Orgy XIII's only woman, and therefore the whore... Or has Marluxia been perving on Namine a bit too much?
What if... Cloud became a Nobody?
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Post by Axel on May 7, 2007 18:09:58 GMT -5
Then he wouldn't be a somebody.
What if... Sephiroth's weapon was a giant hotdog?
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Post by liutai on May 7, 2007 18:17:03 GMT -5
Cooperstown would need to make noise 24/7.
What if... DiZ and Heartless Ansem met?
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Post by xemnas on May 8, 2007 1:26:16 GMT -5
They would have gay sex, and Ansem would die from being turned into a Heartless thereafter. I know; I'm his Nobody, after all.
What if... if?
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